croctus:

THE ASEXUAL AGENDA: educate as many people as possible on asexuality so nobody has to feel lost and broken and bad about who they are ever again

stfuthomas:

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

WTF

diabeteswithowls:

"he or she" …they?

"he/she" they

"(s)he" thEY

onionmango:

*goes to beach once* sand in shoes for 500 years

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you

fantasticplaneteer:

kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

it says boob AND poop!

fantasticplaneteer:

kai-tuju:

3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

it says boob AND poop!

zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

draculas-asshole:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

draculas-asshole:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

cashmoneydickswag:

The key to not misgendering strangers is to stop gendering strangers.