officialspaghetti:

FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks

poppypicklesticks:

miraguey:

That’s a weird looking fish

actually it’s a mammal

poppypicklesticks:

miraguey:

That’s a weird looking fish

actually it’s a mammal

criminalballoon:

nononcrackuzure:

halodudette:

maria-amino:

dioburandou:

pleae swatch thi sthis is my absolute favourite video please

sHIT

How in the fuck does this work so well?

I was nOT ready for tha t

MY BODY WAS NOT READY

tickerbee:

today my gender is the hum of a thousand stinging bees

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

zamii070:

age limits on things more like stop it

trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

jubileegrimm:

I still get emails from Tumblr about “what happened today on Tumblr” and I’m just like:

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jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight