yourfavoritecharacter:

captviridian:

WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK

im not dead

itsdeepforhappypeople:

hey

Is that gum can I have a piece 

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

vvorldwideweb:

“honey!! im home!!” i call out as i enter my house, i walk into the kitchen and there it is, a bucket of honey, sweet sweet honey, i pick it up and pour it all over my body, yes, yes this is good

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

rneerkat:

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

snoozlebee:

dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulhu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

i think you have these mixed up