saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

harold666styles:

snorlaxatives:

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

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swiggity swever that’s the

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WRONG LEVER

 

 

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

wester5sos:

: Newest trend: Floorskank

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

warriorinthemaking:

lucas better keep his little mouth shut

roachpatrol:

clintbarttons:

where do i sign up to become an amazon

where do i sign up to date one

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

drdanakatherinescully:

If you haven’t added me on snapchat, you’re missing out.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.

a-random-mod:

Guardians of the galaxy was so good.